Rap impresario 50 Cent is pointing an accusatory index finger at all masturbators out there and ordering them to stop. Right now.

Calling “masturbation a sin,” Curtis Jackson admonishes all practitioners to cease and desist with this unholy exercise of self gratification with all deliberate speed, lest you incur the wrath of an omniscient, all-seeing God through a series of tweets.

Okay … imploring masturbators to stop — and whatever made him think of this subject to talk about on Twitter — is one thing. But what possessed the music and business mogul to provide a step-by-step tutorial on how to stop masturbating on social media?

Conventional wisdom has it that those who are obsessed with fighting a particular subject or ill are the ones who are afflicted with the condition the most. So, detailing the steps it takes to stop self-pleasuring oneself is perhaps therapeutic for the prolific rapper.

Nevertheless, whatever the motivation behind this series of tweets, Below is 50 Cent’s impromptu guide for those who partake in the practice to stop masturbating.

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