Stars: Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner,
Peter Facinelli
Studio: Lionsgate/Summit Entertainment

Kristin Stewart and Robin Pattinson were the talk of the tabloids a few months ago when she was busted stepping out on Pattinson with director Rupert Sanders. Apparently, Pattinson forgave his girlfriend and the two are once again a happy couple. With the final installment of the Twilight series opening Nov. 16, Hollywood is holding its collective breath on how the film will be received by fans and what effect the behind-the-scenes machinations will have on the performances. A better question to ponder is who decided that Stewart is a thespian. The mere opening and closing of one’s mouth does not make one an actor. If Stewart’s wooden visage doesn’t sink Twilight’s adieu, neither will the cast’s emotional baggage. Fans are sure to savor this story as the clans band together to protect their progeny. –p.d. lee