DMX says he’ll be sentenced to hard prison time if promoters allow him to step in a boxing ring with George Zimmerman. That’s because he’d break every boxing rule in the book, then urinate on his face.
The rapper born Earl Simmons, 43, quickly threw his name in the mix, along with The Game and Lindsey Lohan’s father Michael, as a potential opponent for Zimmerman’s “celebrity” boxing match and says he wants to do it for “every black person who has been done wrong in the system.”
“I am going to beat the living f— out him. I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f— him right up,” he said.
The oft-jailed rapper riddled off an even more profane stream of consciousness than his fellow hip hop star The Game, who also said he’d knock out the reviled former neighborhood watch captain. DMX added that “once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d— out and piss on him, right in his muthaf—— face.”
“Zimmerman is a piece of s— and that’s what he needs to drink.”
Here’s to guessing that Zimmerman’s promoter will reject DMX’s application.