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“What’s G”: Lil’s Wayne’s Gatorade Commercial
01.3.09
Weezy doing the corporate thing, getting that guap! You know you’re a superstar when Gatorade will pay just to have your froggy-sounding voice as their narrator. Props!
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OJ Simpson: Vengeance is Mine, says Judge and White America
12.9.08
The trial judge in the O.J. Simpson case, completely inebriated off of the media spotlight and the opportunity to tear out Simpson’s jugular before a blood-lusting national audience, delivered de facto retribution on “The Juice” for all of white America. Simpson had never been forgiven for murdering the quintessential standard of American beauty, the breathtaking blonde bombshell Nicole Brown Simpson. It unquestionably contaminated and corrupted every aspect of this robbery case and trial. If Simpson had been tried in 1994 for murdering his first wife – an attractive African American female, but an African American, nevertheless – it would have garnered scant attention at best. And let’s be even more blunt: as has been undoubtedly proven recently, Simpson would have garnered much more media attention for killing a dog than he would have if he had been tried for killing his first wife. Read more
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Plaxico Burress’ Last “Shot” at Freedom
12.5.08
Is it just me or does Plaxico Burress looks like he’s attending the Maurice Clarett/Michael Vick School of Career Destruction? The man who was one of the main heroes of the New Giants’ improbable romp through last year’s playoffs and eventual Super Bowl win is now dangling precariously on the ledge NFL existence. Read more
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Two Down, Three [Black Head Coaches] to Go
12.5.08
After the University of Mississippi administered a thorough extinguishment of Mississippi State Saturday afternoon, major college football was dealt another casualty. With the so-called resignation of MSU Head Coach, the NCAA is down to just three head coaches of African descent left. Ty Willingham, the University of Washington’s head coach, has been ordered to step down at season’s end after a listless and lackluster four years. The University of Washington has suffered through historic ineptitude and haplessness under Willingham’s watch. And that’s just the problem: we don’t help the situation much when we win about as often as President Bush visits an NAACP prayer breakfast. Read more
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Is LeBron Leaving, Too? Can You Blame Him?
12.5.08
Because of LeBron James, Ohio sports fans’ emotional stability is as fragile as the economy that crumbles around this quintessential rustbelt region. To be a sports fan in the state of Ohio, especially in the land mass between Columbus and Cleveland, one must possess a high threshold for pain, disappointment and heartache. To this day, the NBA’s Michael Jordan and NFL’s John Elway – two people who are about as welcomed as fungus and communicable disease – cannot walk down the streets of Cleveland without armed protection and aliases. The excruciating agony they caused two decades ago still throb in our souls, and their spectacular, jaw-dropping feats still leave a lingering stench on the land, much like a backed up toilet. Now comes the realization that arguably the biggest athletic figure to ever emerge from the Buckeye state – even bigger than Jesse Owens, Jack Nicklaus, Oscar Robertson, John Havlicek, Coach Lou Holtz and anyone else who grew up or toiled futilely in the state – may emigrate to the number one TV market in the world, New York. Read more
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Larry “The Woman Beater” Johnson has lost his mind!
10.22.08
I used to dig this dude when he actually gave a shit about playing in the National Football League, and was putting up ridiculous numbers for my fantasy league team. Oh wait, let me back up. This dude is Larry Johnson a.k.a. starting running back for the Kansas City Chiefs a.k.a. LJ a.k.a. will physically harm females if they don’t give in to his advances.
For the fourth time in five years LJ has been accused of assaulting a woman. According to a report on ESPN.com, this particular case might take the cake. Apparently LJ’s temper (roid rage) caused him to threaten the life of a woman’s boyfriend. He the proceeded to spit his drink in the woman’s face. Currently the Kansas City PO’s are looking into this incident as a non aggravated assault.
For a dude who hasn’t had a respectable NFL season since 2006, and has missed some of this season for failing to follow team rules, you’d think his built up stress and anger could be relieved on the field. You’d think! Oh well, I just have one question…Where the hell is Julissa Bermudez (LJ’s most recent flame, pictured above)?
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10 Ways To Attract Any Woman
10.13.08
When most guys set out to impress a woman they do all the wrong things. Here are 10 ways you can set yourself apart from the 39 other lame guys she’s met, and I guarantee that she’s both impressed and intrigued by you. Read more
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“Payback”
10.7.08
I’m sure that everyone has heard about O.J. Simpson at this point, but he has been found guilty on charges of armed robbery and kidnapping. To be honest with you when I first heard that O.J. was in trouble again and what the charges were I almost laughed because I thought it was a joke. Once I realized that it wasn’t a joke I was overcome with disbelief that this man could be in serious trouble again after beating a murder charge 13 years ago.
When I first heard the details of this case I was astounded at how unbelievably stupid this man would have to be if this was truly what happened. What I was told was that O.J. and five other dudes ran up in some sports memorabilia dealers’ hotel room and basically committed armed robbery. Of course O.J. is saying that that’s not what happened and that he was trying to get back personal items that where stolen from his house. Now I can understand how people stealing your stuff can enrage you because I’ve been through it, but even I would have simply called the police and let them handle and I’m not even in my sixties. Read more
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O.J. Loses Big in Vegas
10.4.08
Thirteen years and one day after being acquitted of killing his wife and her friend in Los Angeles, Orenthal James “O.J.” Simpson sat incredulously wearing a dark suit, white shirt and a gray tie when a “Guilty” verdict was announced Saturday by Judge Jackie Glass in a Las Vegas courtroom. The former football star was found guilty of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas casino hotel room on September 13, 2007. Read more
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I Don’t Cheer N.Y. Mets’ Collapse, but…
10.2.08
Mets Collapse, Part II.
Yogi Berra once coined the famous phrase ‘it’s déjà vu all over again’. And after what transpired in Queens, N.Y., the other day, you’d have to think the statement was framed for the misery that’s befallen the “other” baseball team in New York City. I’m never one to revel in the misery or failure of minority executives, but I don’t feel too badly about the travails of New York Mets General Manager Omar Minaya, one of the first ever Hispanic GMs in Major League Baseball. After a second consecutive historic collapse to end the season, Minaya has to stew in his own hot juices over the long offseason. Read more
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