I usta like readin’ the Sears catalogue until ole Arnie stole it from ma porch.  Caught him in the laneway using it as toilet paypa.  De otha half he be readin’ and mmumblin’ while he is wanderin’ ’round bottomless.  He tries to tell me d’at there’s pics of him and Bill Cosby swingin’ from a jello tree.  D’en he tells me Bill be dead.  Arnie, stop sniffin’ yo dead dog’s ass! 

Arnie has d’is illusion of rollin’ on the front lawn of Billy Dee.  Accordin’ to da crack head, d’is be afta Arnie and Bill Cosby finish a case of jello puddin’ snacks.  Truth be told, only t’ing Arnie be snackin from is an empy bucket of da K’rnl. 

Great post.Keep it update.