Cocktail & Beer

10 Greatest drink songs ever made

Thu., Jan. 10, 2013 10:35 AM EDT
by Terry Shropshire


1. “Milkshake” – Kelis

Never had such an innocent drink had such sexual connotations as Kelis’ monster smash hit devoted to her “milkshake.”

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  • Dirty Dean

    My best ho usta sing row row row yo boat when she was drinkin ma milkshake.  She had da sweet udders of Motha Pearl herself.  Was one time we’s broke inta some jew-mans bmw.  I pooped in da front seat and she sprayed h’r yeast infected pee all ova da back seat.  Turn me on so much, I roll he’r ova and take d’at pie hole like George Michael on da Wham.