My best ho usta sing row row row yo boat when she was drinkin ma milkshake.  She had da sweet udders of Motha Pearl herself.  Was one time we’s broke inta some jew-mans bmw.  I pooped in da front seat and she sprayed h’r yeast infected pee all ova da back seat.  Turn me on so much, I roll he’r ova and take d’at pie hole like George Michael on da Wham.