Beer is fo’ fat ass whitie faggots!  No sista should be drinkin’ any’ting otha than he’r man’s electric python.  Maybe da beer bottle be used to crack open a hoe’s back doo’r  o’ to lube up da chocolate tunnel fo’ sum elbow deep fistin’

Yo yo, I’s got many gf’s, but takin’ no claim to da fatha-hood.  Run nigga run, I says when d’ey come  w’it d’er fat baby bellies!