If you thought face-eating zombies were scary, you’d better brace yourself.
The conspiracy theorists are all abuzz with the latest supernatural phenomenon: The reptilian shape-shifter.
The shape-shifter, a staple in mythology and horror movies, is an entity that can mimic anything it sees in order to camouflage itself or to carry out an evil deed undetected.
Conspiracy theorists claim that some of the most influential people in the world are not actually people; they are, in fact, evil, demonic reptiles trapped inside human forms.
When these humanoids are exposed, confronted by a true religious believer, passionate, or in a trance, they will lose their human shapes and the inner reptile will appear in fleeting moments.
The award-winning forensic researchers in various YouTube communities have released several grainy videos that allegedly depict various news anchors, talking heads, politicians and yes, A-list celebrities of shape shifting into reptilian like creatures.
YouTube narrators painfully dissect the videos frame by frame in order to highlight the humanoid’s transformation; one video of an interview with Brad Pitt, for example, illustrates that the actor has reptilian pupils.