Cheap cheaters, there has never been a better time to date, according to Kathleen Vohs, of the University of Minnesota. Vohs researches sexual economics, that is, “The price of sex is about how much one party has to do in order to entice the other into being sexual,” said Vohs. “It might mean buying her a drink or an engagement ring. These behaviors vary in how costly they are to the man, and that is how we quantify the price of sex.”
Well, crafty cheaters have found some very interesting ways to keep the cost of wooing a side-chick pretty low. Here are five of them.
“Thinking of you,” will put a smile on her face. “Meet me at the park,” is a great way to set the tone for dates to come. Go big and stick an emoticon in the text and you’ll get what you want even sooner. (If she’s dealing with you, her standards are pretty low, and she didn’t expect too much anyway, so don’t disappoint her by trying. Trust.)