Why y’all foola me down ‘ere. Slap me sum skin yo! Donnie be barkin’ a storm this mornin. Bin droppin some logs in sum downtown special. Bill be passin out ‘sides me. Jus’ some dogs day night side some ol’ furniture. Arnie been all tro up. Bad foo from da popeyes. Been like poison. Ainno KFC ‘ere. Been needin’ some dunklings fer as while.Sum whitie calls da white mens on me. Arnie be cullin some weeds on dis. Ol Uncle Sam not finds me whiles Arnie be breathing some Orange. Ainno LZ ‘ere.