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WTH?! 50 Cent Provides Guide to Stop Masturbating

Fri., Sep. 28, 2012 10:29 AM EDT
by Terry Shropshire


Rap impresario 50 Cent is pointing an accusatory index finger at all masturbators out there and ordering them to stop. Right now.

Calling “masturbation a sin,” Curtis Jackson admonishes all practitioners to cease and desist with this unholy exercise of self gratification with all deliberate speed, lest you incur the wrath of an omniscient, all-seeing God through a series of tweets.

Okay … imploring masturbators to stop — and whatever made him think of this subject to talk about on Twitter — is one thing. But what possessed the music and business mogul to provide a step-by-step tutorial on how to stop masturbating on social media?

Conventional wisdom has it that those who are obsessed with fighting a particular subject or ill are the ones who are afflicted with the condition the most. So, detailing the steps it takes to stop self-pleasuring oneself is perhaps therapeutic for the prolific rapper.

Nevertheless, whatever the motivation behind this series of tweets, Below is 50 Cent’s impromptu guide for those who partake in the practice to stop masturbating.

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  • Monica Day

    I don’t even know where to begin with this. There is NO verse/scripture in the Bible against masturbation/ self love. For starters there are people who masturbate that do not look at porn. Does he even know the health benefits of masturbation and orgasms. It’s this very notion that touching yourself or sex is bad that leads to adultery, insecurity etc…. Masturbation can actually help some people wait to have sexual intercourse with a partner until they are truly ready. The reasons for not having sex before you marry is to not share yourself with anyone else but your husband or wife. Also when a couple gets married masturbating for your spouse can help spice up your sex life. Humans sexuality was not solely created for procreation, but also pleasure. Sexuality is a gift and I understand if someone chooses not to have sex until they marry, but there is nothing wrong with masturbation and self love. As a sex educator and one who teaches sexual pleasure classes this truly disgusts me. How in the HELL can you let another person touch your body if your are so ashamed of touching your own body. Masturbation helps you connect to yourself and for women in particular masturbating and having an orgasm has a ton of health Benefits. I recommend reading the following books “Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide to Masturbation” By: Jamye Waxman, “Vitamin O Why Orgasms Are Vital to a Woman’s Health and Happiness, and How to Have Them Every Time” By: Natasha Janina Valdez and watching the movie Hysteria He might want to learn some history behind masturbation and orgasms.