See, your woman contacted rolling out — that’s right, your woman — and she told us that as the temperatures get a little warmer, that tricky eye of yours will begin to wander.
Thus, to keep things nice and peaceful on the homefront, your woman has asked us to issue a gentle reminder that there will be hell to pay if you’re caught cheating.
(And that she has at least 20 ways to catch you.)
20. The Gut. A woman’s intuition will never fail, especially if she hasn’t heard you discuss your future plans in some time. If you don’t discuss your future plans with her, she knows that she’s not included in those future plans.