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Comedian Corey Holcomb: ‘The 5 Women Your Man Sleeps With’

Wed., Apr. 11, 2012 7:20 AM EST
by Zondra Hughes

Comedian Corey Holcomb says your man has five women in his stable right now.

It’s been said that a man knows what category to put you in within moments of meeting you. The tell-tale vibe based on your verbal and nonverbal exchange gives him ample information about what you would stand for if the two of you were to become involved.

Chicago’s own, comedian Corey Holcomb, takes things a bit further. “If you are not married chances are you are part of some guy’s rotation. All guys have a rotation. The average guy has five women in his rotation. Find out who you are. Maybe you two argue so much because you’re speaking in someone else’s place.”

  1. No. 1, you love her, you want things to work out with her. She talks smack but it’s her house.
  2. The real cute chick who think she’s No. 1. All she has is a cellphone number.
  3. The one you’ve been messing with for years. She would be No. 1 but something is wrong with her.
  4. Fat chick with good credit, will co-sign anything for you.
  5. Booty call chick. She doesn’t go anywhere. She goes to work and comes home and waits for you to call.

 

Corey Holcomb is on Twitter @thecoreyholcomb and you can tell him what you think about that ladies! In the meantime, watch the video.

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