Hey World Series Champs: Here Are 5 Reasons St. Louis Still Sucks!

The Cardinals won. Yippee-ki-yay.

As a diehard Chicago White Sox fan, you would think that I’d be classy enough to embrace another Midwest team’s victory — and you’d be poorly mistaken.


When it comes to baseball, I’m a hater, and haters are going to hate. And thus, while the world is celebrating the new World Series champs, I’d be remiss not to remind you all of five reasons why St. Louis still sucks:

5. St. Louis is the worst city for males.
Hey World Series Champs: Here Are 5 Reasons St. Louis Still Sucks!


According to Men’s Health magazine, St. Louis is ranked as the absolute worst city for men. “Tragically, the St. Louis stats we found aren’t worth bragging about: Nearly 37 percent of men have high blood pressure, and the average male body-mass index (BMI) is 29.6. Yes, the average BMI is one tick away from clinical obesity. So you can guess what the heart-disease and diabetes numbers look like. Morris may not like it, but St. Louis ranks last, dead last, for male health in the United States.”

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