Officials with the Hollywood Walk of Fame said the start distinction is reserved for those with true talent and significant entertainment contributions, like this gentlemen above.

Despite the glaring absence of any legitimate acting, musical, entertainment or movie-making skills, sex-tape slut Kim Kardashian had the intestinal fortitude to request a star on the Hollywoood Walk of Fame and get inducted into the shrine of immortality along with other transcendent entertainment legends.

Kardashian admitted to V Magazine that she wanted to be the first reality TV star to have her name on the Walk of Fame.

“I think there was a quote where somebody said that reality stars will never get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. So, of course I’m so competitive,” Kardashian blabbered ignorantly to V. “I would love to break that mold.”

The day after that story was published, People Magazine reported that Kardashian can want a star, but there’s no chance she will get one now or in the near future, if ever. Actually, the people in charge of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were insulted that someone of Kardashian’s caliber and dubious skill level would even have the audacity to broach the subject publicly.

The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, which runs the sidewalk star program, shot down Kardashian with extreme prejudice: “She has not been nominated. She is a reality star. We don’t do reality stars. She needs to get a real acting job, then come to us,” a rep for the chamber told website Hollyscoop.

Another statement about Kardashian’s ludicrous request surfaced the next day saying: “Part of the criteria in being honored is receiving awards such as Emmys, SAG Awards, Oscars, etc. in the category of television, live stage performance or motion pictures,” a chamber of commerce rep told the Hollywood Reporter. “They have to have a career in the business of acting for five years or more.”

Kardashian’s only legitimate acting experience to date is a guest shot on Drop Dead Diva and an appearance in a Tyler Perry movie.The rep completed the paternalistic tongue lashing by saying Kardashian is not even on their radar right now.

 

  • zobop republic

    Can we just please help this Kardashian disappear into oblivian! Who is she to ask for a star on the Walk of Fame?
    Disappear to oblivion!

  • SherriEtienne

    HA!