Kim Kardashian Divorcing Kris Humphries; Things That Lasted Longer Than Her Marriage

 

 

 

 

Twitter-dom exploded in collective laughter over the news that Queen Mattress, Kim Kardashian, has decided to sever marriage ties with brand spanking new husband, NBA player Kris Humphries after only a few short days it seems.

 

The item that trended the highest on Twitter on Monday, Oct. 31 was the nation’s input on things in life that lasted longer than Kim Whore-dashian’s marriage.

 

Some of the samples are simply side-splitting:

 

1. LeBron James’ forehead
2. Lindsay Lohan’s line of coke
3. Amber Rose’s hair
4. Charlie Sheen’s line of credit with the dope man
5. Rick Ross’ order at McDonald’s
6. Michelle Williams’ singing role in any Destiny Child’s song
7. A black man’s life in a horror film
8. Ben Affleck’s A-list status
9. Mandatory community service performed by the Cincinnati Bengals’ roster [of the NFL].
10. Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech before Kanye snatch the mic.
11. Paris Hilton’s singing career
12. The list of people who don’t care
13. The battery life of an Android.
14. LeBron James’ choking streak.
15. Kim Kardashian’s list of male partners

 

And Bill Walton, an NBA Hall of Famer, dropped a few social bombs when he answered with the tweet with “Chris Bosh’s evening gown,” and “the time it takes for [New York Jets cornerback] Antonio Cromartie to name all of his children. Or at least that’s what is attributed to his Twitter handle.

Wow!

— terry shropshire