Note: rolling out does not condone cheating on your current (or soon-to-be ex) lover; however, we also don’t condone you wasting your time at the wrong clubs, either, especially during Lollapalooza kickoff week!
Thus, if you’re looking for a young, hard-bodied brother to help pass the time, or a mature Sugar Daddy to help finance your shoe addiction, have we got the event lineup for you. Take a look at these workweek hangouts, as selected by our trusted nightlife contributors.
Industry Tuesdays at Crescendo
222 West Ontario St.
The multicultural River North neighborhood club is the perfect spot to unwind with old friends (or wind up with someone new!)
Man you’ll find: Virile, hot lover with street smarts and an uptown sensibility.
No RSVP required.