Scariest Celebrity Hairlines; Just Let It Go
Why won’t they just let it go?
Worse than the dreaded three-strand hair comb-overs, celebrity men cannot just let go even though their hair is beating a hasty retreat to the dugout. It’s as if their ego and self worth is wrapped up in that dried-up patch of real estate atop their scalps.
I had to revisit this issue after seeing the horror that was Drew Gooden, whose hairline is so far back that it is underneath his ears and resembles tiny tumbleweeds in the Arizona desert.
We understand the instinctive need to hang onto the last vestiges of their youth. But, they should also keep in mind that we have to suffer through this as well as we have look at it and try to avoid saying anything about it.
Here are the scariest celebrity hairlines.