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The Other Miami Heat: Miami the Male Booty Shorts Capital

Fri., Jun. 22, 2012 7:23 AM EST
by Zondra Hughes

 “Miami is the male booty shorts capital of the world,” says Ima Hater, a disgruntled Chicago Bulls fan.

Hey, he’s from Chicago, so he must be telling the truth.

The other Miami Heat: Male Booty Shorts Capital of the world

Miami is home of the NBA world champions, the Miami Heat. Nice.  The real news item here, according to Ima Hater,  is that Miami men prefer to have their cheeks out and about when the temperature rises. The booty shorts are especially prevalent among the big-boned types. Regretfully, this Miami trend is infecting the entire nation. Just take a look.

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  • Arnold Jenson

    dis all be jus botty talk. Ainno tongue fer dis all talk. jus put dem botties’n some meds ans get thems cured. Botty be all disease’n talk. Be rights fer a brotha ta put dem down likes some fevered dawg. Ol’ Billy Dee be a rollin in ‘is grave seein’ dis dere. Puts a brotha ta shame.

  • Arnold Jenson

    dis all be jus botty talk. Ainno tongue fer dis all talk. jus put dem botties’n some meds ans get thems cured. Botty be all disease’n talk. Be rights fer a brotha ta put dem down likes some fevered dawg. Ol’ Billy Dee be a rollin in ‘is grave seein’ dis dere. Puts a brotha ta shame.

  • Arnold Jenson

    dis all be jus botty talk. Ainno tongue fer dis all talk. jus put dem botties’n some meds ans get thems cured. Botty be all disease’n talk. Be rights fer a brotha ta put dem down likes some fevered dawg. Ol’ Billy Dee be a rollin in ‘is grave seein’ dis dere. Puts a brotha ta shame.