I’s rememba da days of soakin’ in da big hot tub at Neverland Ranch. Besides me was da Cosby kids and some a’ da Fat Albert crew. “No girlies allow’d” sayz Jack-O. D’en he go ’round to each an’ evr’y one o’ us playin’ sink da sub. Neva unda’stood why we all’s had to be nak’d. One day Jack-O lost his gluv’. Might ‘ven been in Fat Alberts fat ass.
Bubbles da monkey was neva happy. We be playin’ battleship in da tub and along come da chimp takin’ a crap on top a’ heads. Best o’ times. Now ma folks tell me gots to go see a shrink. We’s got sum sunshine $$ to shaddup, so canno’ tell you ma name.