When it comes to the subject of the worst celebrity hairlines, we just don’t understand why can’t they just let go. Michael Jordan once held onto his hairline, which was leaning back like Fat Joe, nurturing it and cuddling it like it held all of his on-court superpowers. Finally he had to mourn it, bury it and rock the bald look. For many, the shiny dome is a better look anyway and don’t understand why more don’t just adopt it.

But here are 10 of the very worst celebrity hairlines known to mankind (well, at least in entertainment).

— terry shropshire