Bad enough to be broke, but the headline doesn’t even refer to you by name, just as “Evelyn Lozada’s Former Fiancee”.

Ol Arnie be memberin da dayza whens a Black man be trustin’ whitie ta keeps his green. Course, back den, whitie jus reinviests an pocket sum fromda top. Be alls like when Bill Cosby still bes withus. Jus be investin in sum fine lickums. Be icing on some table stop, an tings be all glidden. Minds me whens i has sum cababage in da trust. Jus like sum pickins of red fruit an yella leaves. Peace brothas!