Valentine’s Day: Worst songs about sex, ever

Valentine's Day: Worst songs about sex, ever

“Sexy Noises Turn Me On” by Salt-N-Pepa


Yep. That ridiculously blatant title says it all. And yet, it somehow fails to capture how stunningly-unsexy this song is. Salt, Pepa and Spin were at their sexiest when they were coy and sassy, but here they try unsuccessfully to channel mid-’90s Patra. Just a complete fail.


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