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Why a man could avoid jail after ejaculating into female co-worker’s coffee


A man in Minnesota was able to avoid a felony after he admitted to ejaculating into his co-worker’s coffee because he was attracted to her. According to CBS Minnesota, Pat Maahs began noticing a weird taste in her coffee over a span of six months.

In one incident, Maah walked into her office and saw her co-worker, John Robert Lind, acting strangely while standing near her desk. He left the room quickly and Maah noticed fluid on her desk near her coffee. Lind eventually admitted to ejaculating into Maah’s coffee and was arrested and charged with criminal sexual conduct.

However, the judge dismissed the felony charge because there was not a sex law that existed to cover Lind’s crime. Because Lind didn’t physically abuse Maah, the judge said that abuse didn’t occur.

But several state representatives have drafted a bill that would make passing bodily fluids to an unknowing person a sex crime. If the bill passes, criminals who performed such acts would have to register as sex offenders.

Lind now only faces a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge and will be sentenced in May.


  1. Vickie Lee on April 6, 2015 at 11:07 am

    If that isn’t the most disgusting thing ever, eeewwww, what if he had aids, or an STD, and he has been doing this for months, omg nasty bastard, I wonder if she has any brothers, or uncles, because this isn’t right.

  2. britishrose on April 6, 2015 at 9:37 pm