How I’ll feel when Obama is sworn in:

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“I’ll feel like I can stop lying to my children, because they too can be president one day and achieve the impossible. It’ll also give a lot of these deadbeat a– Negroes a sense of hope to get off the couch and put the X-box remote down, and pick up a career to become positive role models for their kids to make the world a better place.”

The song that best represents this 


moment:

“Three 6 Mafia’s, ‘Who Run It?’… without the skull and bones and the mark of the beast.”


What I have in common with the 

president:

“We’re both confident, headstrong individuals in a room full of haters. I also enjoy playing basketball like President[-elect] Obama.”

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