Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Michael Douglas
Studio: Warner Bros.
Runtime: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Somehow, someway we have to raise enough money to hire an ex Navy Seal capable of kidnapping Matthew McConaughey, and putting an end to his insufferable run of bad romantic comedies. While women love to gaze at his chiseled body, the movie studios that finance his films are apparently under the misguided impression that his physique alone is enough to counteract bad movie making. His latest flick, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is no different, and I can only pray for those men pulled into this atrocity of a movie. –dewayne rogers
