The golf champion was in fact injured in an automobile accident that happened in his neighborhood, even though a
CNBC reporter tweeted that the sports legend “is fine.” He was taken to
the hospital after he pulled out of his driveway, drove
down the street and hit a tree and fire hydrant with his SUV at 2:25 a.m. Friday
near his home in the posh Orlando suburb, Windermere. The crash was not alcohol-related. CNN is reporting that according to the Windermere
mayor, Woods has been released from the hospital. A CNN affiliate
reports that Woods suffered facial lacerations. Woods was reportedly fighting with his wife before the crash; she pulled him out of his vehicle after busting out the back window with a golf club.
Hmm isn’t there a song about “breaking windows” on your car? Has Tiger’s wife been hanging out with hip-hop stars and celebs?
If you think that was bad, get ready for the flood of jokes that started circulating on in the Internet about his accident. Perhaps it’s just a sign of the times — or a sign of the fact that Tiger Woods’ car accident turned out to be not too serious — but jokes and innuendos …
There were some jokes that were pretty basic. A popular one suggest that Tiger should have hired a driver. Most of the jokes and comments, however, focused on rumors of Tiger Woods’ alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel.
Who is Rachel Uchitel?
It turns out she is a 34-year-old New Yorker who’s been dating married celebrities since her fiancé perished in the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
Stay tuned …
–l martin johnson pratt
