Gary with da Tea: Beyonce’s Latest Business Venture, Eric Green’s Sexcapade and Fabolous’ New Boo

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“OUCH ERIC!!”


NFL player Eric Green, who played cornerback for the Arizona Cardinals and the San Francisco 49ers is being accused of RAPING A DUDE!!! 


Here’s what we know so far. A transgender man who goes by the name Angelina Mavila filed a $10 million sex assault suit against Eric. 

According to Angelina, Eric Green forcibly sodomized him/her in the anus. 


Here’s what popped off. Angelina claims the two met in a Scottsdale, Ariz., casino last year, when Green still played for the Arizona Cardinals. They hit it off, and went back to his condo. 

Then things went left. She says that Eric raped her. And afterwards, he became “extremely agitated and threatening,” and warned: “This never happened. You’d better not tell. “I’m so pissed off that some queens have all the damn luck!!”


“ANOTHER DUMB NEGRO!!!”


Seems Fabolous has found a new lady: Adrienne Bailon, formerly of the “Cheetah Girls” and most recently seen on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”


See, she used to date Rob Kardashian, brother to the famous trio of sisters, and the two seemed pretty serious – he even got a huge tattoo of her name on his rib cage.


But the two split, and no one was sure why, until on a recent episode of the reality show, Rob admitted that he had cheated on her. He then spent the rest of the episode obsessing over her: he called her dozens of times (literally) back-to-back, leaving messages every time, stared for hours at photos of her, and then finally, after she refused to return any of his calls, decides to fly to New York, without her knowing, and try to win her back.


“Why come black men are so damn DUMB?” They take anything ‘Brad’ throw out and swear to god it fell from heaven!!”


alt“BEYONCE BRINGS THE HEAT!!”


To celebrate the launch of her debut fragrance, Beyonce Heat, the singer will help “illuminate” New York’s Union Square “with fiery red light and smoky fog,” according to a press release for the fragrance.


The event, to take place Feb. 2 from 6 p.m. to midnight, is being described as “a dramatic play of light…that will serve as a luminous backdrop to the Beyonce Heat launch party, where luminaries from the worlds of music, film, and media will gather to toast Beyonce’s latest venture.” The Beyonce Heat scent is described as “floral, fruity and woody” with a “radiant floral bouquet of magnolia, neroli and red vanilla orchid balanced with a kiss of luscious blush peach.


“At its heart, almond macaroon, sweet honeysuckle nectar and creme demusk combine to create an exquisitely sensual experience. Finally, warm and sexy notes of giant sequoia milkwood, tonka bean and amber linger to seduce the senses.”


“GO MISS CARTER OR IS THAT MISS KNOWLES!!”


THE FIRST LADY GETS BEST DRESSED!!


Almost a year ago, Michelle Obama made headlines (positive and negative) for baring her arms in a sleeveless Narciso Rodriguez dress during her husband’s speech to Congress.


For President Obama’s first State of the Union dress last night, the First Lady wore a more conservative Isaac Mizrahi eggplant-colored ensemble (but not from his collection available at Target).  

The outfit had three-quarter-length sleeves and was finished by a simple strand of pearls.


“BABY, MRS MICHELLE LET THEM HAVE IT, GO!!”


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