In the ultimate display of self-delusion and self-inflicted humiliation, Jamie Jungers won the Howard Stern competition of Tiger Woods’ “Mistress Beauty Pagent.”
For her troubles, including large chunks of her self-worth, Jungers exited Stern’s studio with what she always wanted from Tiger Woods: thick stacks. Jungers took away $75,000 for the first prize as the “Queen of the Tiger Woods Mistresses” after she did what she did with the world’s No. 1 golfer: opened herself up and exposed herself. She apparently divulged the most information about what he wanted from her as a disposable mattress partner.
Jungers didn’t win in a landslide. She had serious competition from the other dilly dames from Woods’ tramp collection, including Jamie Grubbs and Loredana Jolie. Stern gave Jurgens the award because he felt that she was the “true mistress,” he said.
Reportedly, Grubbs’ candidacy was hindered by a missing space in her grill. However, she walked away with $15,000 second place finish, enough to visit Lil Wayne’s dental surgeon and replace the missing tooth. –terry shropshire
