10. New slogan to run on the BET network: “God, Guns and Old Glory, That’s Right…We put The “G” in GOP, babeey!
9. New slogan to be run on the Lifetime Channel “Sarah Palin: We Can Rebuild Her Better, Stronger and Smarter-er’ Than Ever!”
8. Drag a kicking and screaming Rush Limbaugh and Cindy McCain on “Celebrity Rehab.” It’s for their own good (..’sides, you can’t pay for that kind of exposure!)
7. Give Tavis Smiley the raise he’s been demanding….he’s earned it!
6. Hire that fat chick from the Oscars who interrupted the black guy’s speech for Obama’s next press conference….BRILLIANT, I’m tellin’ ya’!
5. Have John McCain appear on “Dancing With The Stars” as a mid-season replacement to win back the geriatric vote that he lost to Obama in Florida.
4. To lure in the urban audience, offer new show on the FOX News channel with an all black anchor crew of Larry Elder, Tara Wall and Alan Keyes!
3. Total ethnic make-over for Condi (use that hilarious “New Yorker” cover with Michelle in that Afro as a cultural reference )
2. Comb Mitt Romney’s hair the other way during television appearances… and less Grecian formula….it leaks.
and the number No.1 TACTIC OF TRICKERY THE GOP ARE DISCUSSING TO GET BACK ON TOP….
(Drum Roll pleaze)…
If all else fails…RIG THE ELECTION AS USUAL (works like a charm every time!) —lena hopkins-jackson
