Love is brand new
And you’re wondering
What you should do
To wow the other
With exciting things
To see and do.
So while you heart sings
And your head rings
There’s world full of love
And wonderful things
To give it that zing.
Safety is the word, it’s par for the course
So let’s find compassion in what love has to say
K Y has a plethora
Of sensational gels
That will cause you and your other
To quiver and swell.
People have written wonderful books
So you’ll know what to do
So let’s take a look
At what’s out there for you.
There are love potions for men and women,
Straight or gay
It the K Y sensation
Getting all the attention.
It’s for those who want romance
And have ideas
About what lovemaking should be
You’ll read and agree.
The flavors are hot and juicy that way
They teach you how to make love to your partner
In a new and less conventional way
Make it a point to know who you’re loving
And above all else before you play
Remember safety
And its importance today.
And know that you don’t have to take risks
And make yourself crazy
But you might find out a book
That spell out the ways
To love your lover
And place their pleasure above others.
To show that you’re thinking of them
And will cater to each whim.
There are books that feature
The world’s best love letters
So you should read one or all
To that half called your “better.”
Or recite a poem,
Those same books have some
To express to your love true
The things you have in mind
And will bring to fruition
All in due time.
Then there are special love potions
To make you more sensitive to the needs
Of that intimate partner
You’re trying to please.
Take care of your oral hygiene
And be ever so keen
When kissing the other
So they know what you mean
Colgate, and Stride and Wrigley too
Will ready your breath for “I love you.”
Whatever you do spice up the kiss
With flavors and sweet touches
I promise won’t miss
Fresh fruits and strawberries with cream that’s whipped
Are also some others
That will be a big hit
And of course, chocolate fondue
Will also make them fonder of you.
Putting your love on the table
Also makes you more able
To find a lover
That’s willing and able. –phil me
