9. “I Used To Love Him, (aww f–k it!)… I Still Do” … *duet with TLC’s Chilli featuring a hidden bonus *response* track by Tameka Foster.
8. “Every City, Every Ghetto, Every Corrupt Local Official” … *featuring extremely loud vocals by the outraged citizens of Bell, Calif.
7. “Working For a Goldline, a Goldline, a Goldline” … *includes support voice-over by Glenn Beck and The Fox News Glee Club.
6. “Forgive Them Father-REMIX” … * special dedication to the pedophile priests of the Catholic Church and includes lead vocals by the former Boy’s “Choir of Our Lady Of Faith Tabernacle.”
5. “The Big Payoff”… *lead vocals sung by the workers of Merrill Lynch and AIG executives.
4. “Slide Some Oil to Me” … *new reprise from The Wiz … dedicated to BP-Global corporation with additionally slick vocals pumped in by the cast of “Jersey Shore.”
3. “Jungle Fever 2010”… *duet with Stevie Wonder with dedication to Chad Ocho Cinco and Terrell Owens.
2. “The Revolution Will NOT Be Televised on BET or directed by Tyler Perry”… *collabo with Gil Scott Heron and Aaron McGruder. ***Special music video includes a soft-shoe tap dance by NAACP president Dr. Ben Jealous and members of the Tea Bagger Party on dueling banjoes.
… and the No. 1 “possible” song for Lauryn Hill’s comeback album is …
- “The Misinterpretation and Misunderstanding of Lauryn Hill Missing In Action”
The long-awaited answer-song on why “L-Boogie” seemed to lose her d–n mind!
Special dedications to Wyclef Jean, Rohan Marley and every other mickey-fickey who claimed she was crazy, she’s a tortured artist … and there IS a difference …
… um, sort of.
–written & illustrated by lena hopkins-jackson
