… I will consume man and beast; I will consume the birds of the heavens, and the fishes of the sea, and the stumbling blocks with the wicked; and I will cut off man from off the face of the ground, saith Jehovah. –Zephaniah 1:3 (ASV)
OK people, it’s time to wake up and open our eyes to the truth: There is a crisis of apocalyptic proportion coming our way. We have dead birds falling from the sky in Arkansas, Louisiana and Kentucky and just recently, more dead birds were reported in Chile and Sweden. That officially kills the fireworks theory used to explain it away in the States.
And even if a reasonable explanation was proffered to explain the massive bird deaths, what about the nearly 100,000 dead fish that washed up on the shores of the Arkansas River and the thousands of dead fish in the Chesapeake Bay?
What tha’ flock is going on?!?
Well, the answer is simple. It has begun. The End is coming. With nobody knowing the reason any of this stuff is going on, eyebrows in the spiritual community are being raised. Lightning and hail have been blamed. Power lines have been blamed. Nostradamus has been blamed. The only thing we know for sure is that the people who are picking up the dead birds are wearing those toxic protection suits, which to me spells, T-H-E E-N-D.
But hey, don’t take my word for it, let’s ask Harold Camping. He’s the president of Family Stations Inc., a religious broadcasting network in California. According to the gospel of Harold Camping, Judgment Day will officially start on the 21st day of May in the year of our Lord two thousand eleven, a Saturday. He’s been ridiculed for the ominous prediction, but with birds and fish dying all over the place, Camping’s opinion has a very eerie feel to it. Sure, Camping previously said that Sept. 6, 1994, was the Big Day, but does he have it right this time?
Doesn’t the Bible say that no one can know the day or the hour of Christ’s return and that he will come like a thief in the night? It most certainly does. But Camping is looking at Ecclesiastes 8:5: “Who so keepeth the commandment shall feel no evil thing: and a wise man’s heart discerneth both time and judgment.” Contradictory? Maybe, but with the unexplainable that we are now witnessing, I’m going to lean in Camping’s direction.
So there you have it. The End is coming and we now know the date. But if your heart is right, you should take comfort in the fact versus fearing it. —dark abyss
