Evelyn and Chad Talk Their Future
With Chad back home from football season, Evelyn chats with him about his bachelor pad and complains to him about the styling. Things get more serious when the couple discusses their upcoming marriage. Chad and Evelyn clear up the rumors about their supposed “open” marriage, saying that they just want to be open and honest with each other, not have sex with other people. But Ev throws a wrench in their perfect plan when she admits that she doesn’t want to have kids right now. Though Chad is disappointed, he lightens the mood by reciting a bizarre poem in which he calls Ev “the last slice of pizza that no one wants.”
