‘You Look Younger Than You Feel’ and Other Things Not to Say During Sex

'You Look Younger Than You Feel' and Other Things Not to Say During Sex

“You’re good enough to do this for a living!”

“My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!”


“Hey, when is it going to be my friend’s turn?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t … long kisses remind me of my 4th grade teacher…”


“As soon as you finish, can we turn back on the game?”

“How long do you plan to be “almost there”?

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