7. Width, not Length:
More research from those intrepid sexologists at theUniversity of Texas, found that 90 percent of women say that er, um, a girthier package is better than a longer one. The finding calls into question a previous Masters and Johnson study that concluded penis size has no psychological effect on female enjoyment of sex. We’re going to go out on a limb and suggest that the guy behind that study wasn’t exactly hung like Secretariat. Just a hunch.
