Man who allegedly ordered hit on David Ortiz identified

As David Ortiz continues to recover under heavy guard and sedation at the Massachusetts General Hospital’s ICU in Boston, the media has learned the identity of the man who allegedly hired the assassins to shoot Ortiz.  CNN reports the Dominican National Police and prosecutors say the suspected mastermind behind the “complex” assassination plot is still […]

1st successful penis transplant performed in the US

We landed on the moon. We invented jazz! The iPhone. Facebook. Now, America can yet again wave its flag with pride as we’ve reached another milestone to prove just how great America is. We just performed the first successful penis transplant in US history. That’s right. Today, Thomas Manning, 64, is officially winning. And America […]