10. “Rolling With Rihanna” A new reality TV series about all things Rihanna! Spend a day in the life of the pop princess as she goes about her daily routine of working out, recording in the studio and preparing for her next strategically timed tearful, power-to-my-sisters-interview on national TV.
10. “Rolling With Rihanna” A new reality TV series about all things Rihanna! Spend a day in the life of the pop princess as she goes about her daily routine of working out, recording in the studio and preparing for her next strategically timed tearful, power-to-my-sisters-interview on national TV.9. Rihanna Wig Collection: Ladies, be the first on your block to rock a short and sassy do’ like the brassy bombshell from Barbados. Colors include; Rihanna’s trademark Gothic Black, Strawberry Cherry and Beyoncé Blonde, for those days when you just wanna’ look and be like somebody else.
8. Rihanna Action Figure Doll: Attention All Moms: Looking for that perfect Christmas gift for the little angel in your life? Well check out the new Rihanna Rock-em-Sock-em Doll with the kung-fu grip. Teach your little darling early on the right way to stop a man from messing with them —by stomping that a**. Each doll includes automatic crocodile tears.*Stilettos with the extra sharp, deadly heel sold separately.
7. Rihanna’s Pear Bottom Jeans: For all you “Mr. Potato-Head” shaped chicks, here’s a pair of jeans just for you. Featuring: dark denim, light blue denim and the newly-popular white-washed style. The look is also good for crossing over at certain events.
6. Rihanna’s “Take-A-Bow” Charm School For Men: Twelve handsome hopefuls are picked to live in a house while being taught the finer points of social etiquette and competing for the love of Rihanna. Tune in every week to see if Rihanna finds the right fella-ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.
5. Rihanna Love My Shine Cocoa Butter Lotion: Ever wonder how Ri-Ri got that perfect glistening glow to cover her ENTIRE forehead? Well you can have it too and before you know it you’ll be shiny like a wall of platinum albums … just like her. Remember though, just a dab-will-do-ya. Too much shine and somebody’s gonna’ wanna’ steal it!
4. Rihanna and Jigga Jiggsaw puzzle. Come on admit it — before Jay-Z put a ring on it, you thought he was cheating on Beyonce` with Rihanna, didn’t you? Well that speculation and suspicion doesn’t have to end, you can relive the rumors by putting together all the pieces in this life-size puzzle of Rihanna and her special mentor. *Beyoncé pieces are not included.
3. Rihanna Ginsu Steak Knives Set: This bling-fabulous cutlery set is perfect for cutting, chopping and slicing up veggies, meat, and an ex-boyfriend’s career.
2. Rihanna Ring-tones: What a wonderful gift for the man or woman in your life who you just don’t quite trust. Phone includes Rihanna’s greatest hits, a tracking device as well as pre-recorded text messages that play on the hour reminding your lover to stay loyal — or else.
And the No. 1 hot, career-move suggestion for Rihanna is Rihanna’s Women Empowerment Workshops: Ladies don’t be last in line for Rihanna’s Hit-‘Em-Where-It-Hurts nation-wide tour. Remember it doesn’t matter what side he smacked you on as long as your side gets told to those that matter. Don’t get mad — get a lawyer! –lena hopkins-jackson
