Chris has had enough of being treated like the bad guy. He issued two — that’s right, TWO scripted and almost-sincere apologies and did about five minutes of community service. He dropped an album that clearly showed that it was that two-faced harlot that was to blame for his downfall, and didn’t allow the fact that the media was picking on him to stop him from reminding everyone that he was the real victim in this situation.
Now, Chris has discovered that some retailers have had the audacity to not stock his latest masterpiece. How dare they?! He’s Chris friggin’ Brown! So he did the smart thing — after being persecuted for months, he’s decided he doesn’t want to play anymore. He deleted his Twitter account and he’s not coming back until you all want to be nice and get over the fact that he’s an abusive crybaby who hasn’t sincerely atoned for any of his actions. So THERE!
Good job, Chris…
… that’ll show ’em.
–todd williams
