Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these words were actually uttered by human lips and landed, or better yet exploded, inside the ear cavity of its unwitting and unintended female receiver.
It’s amazing the putrid pick-up lines males will actually concoct in the darker recesses of their brains, when no one else is around, and then launch the clumsily-crafted phrases through their teeth as if it will be effective.
The following horrid and laughably horrific pick-up lines were retrieved by women who were asked to recite the most ridiculous pick up lines they’ve ever heard. Therefore, on behalf of the male species, I offer my sincerest and humblest apologies. I never knew that ears could get assaulted by such rancid wretchedness.
And without further adieu, here are the 20 sorriest pick up lines ever, courtesy of urbanmen.com, Fail Fun and Ask Men.
— terry shropshire
