1. Angelina Jolie
Angelina wins the top slot because all the other side chick sagas were ones that mostly only people of color cared about. When you have the whole country in your business and picking sides to the point that folks proudly rock their #TeamAngelina or #TeamJennifer t-shirts and get into shouting matches on the street with random strangers … and all your movies still do big numbers even though you stole from America’s sweetheart, Rachel Green and she was on “Friends” — it’s safe to say Jolie is the undisputed G.O.A.T. of side chicks.