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Justin Bieber roast: The best jokes

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Justin Bieber becomes the butt of the joke.

Last night, friends and fans tuned in as the Bieb was royally roasted during Comedy Central’s “Roast of Justin Bieber.” Throughout the night, the troubled singer was roasted harshly about his relationship with Selena Gomez and overall bad attitude. Here are some of the best jokes (at least the ones we could share) about the controversial pop star.

“You acted so much like a p—- on the show that Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.”

“He may have turned 21, but Justin will always be a baby to me. Since babies (urinate) everywhere and never know when to shut up,” said Ludacris.

Ludacris added: “Justin Bieber wants to be Black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”

“It seems like only yesterday you were discovered on YouTube. Time flies when you’re a piece of s—.”

“Justin’s Canadian. He’s actually considered American because no Canadian’s ever been this much of an a–h—.”

Following the massive celebrity beat-down, Bieber apologized to the world from the stage for his latest string of embarrassing tabloid headlines. “I’ve turned a lot of people off in the last few years,” Bieber said. “But I know I can still put out good music and turn everything all around.

“There was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old. I didn’t know what I was getting myself into. There were moments I am proud of. And there are moments I am disappointed with myself for. But the things I have done, don’t define who I am. I am a kindhearted person who loves people. And through it all, I have lost some of my best qualities. For that, I’m sorry.”

Bieber called the celebrity roast, which came on the heels of his 21st birthday, “a turning point” in his life.

“I am looking forward to being someone you can all be proud of,” he said. “Someone close to me once said, ‘It’s how you rise from a fall that truly defines you as a man.’ I’m excited for that challenge. And I want to say thank you for taking this journey with me.”

As Hart said at the beginning of the night: “Tonight we’re going to give what his parents and the legal system should have done years ago, we’re going to give this boy an a—whoopin’ ”

Let’s hope the message was well-received.