Police in the town of Fort Collins, Colorado, actually have a BOLO alert for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. It all stems from a burglary caught on video where a woman dressed as the iconic holiday character breaks into a business.
Police have called the woman “Burglar Rudolph” and are seeking the public’s help with identifying the suspect. Part of that request was a video and lyrics posted to the department’s Facebook page as follows:
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Burglar, Had a very shady scheme, and if you saw the video It would want to make you scream.
“All of the other burglars used to steal without disguise. They weren’t like this Rudolph. She’s different from the other guys.
“On one foggy December eve, Rudolph came to steal. Broke into a Hickory shop, never expected to see a cop.
“Oh, how the camera caught her, as she committed burglary. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Criminal, we need your help with her I.D.”
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