1. Michael still has love for the black community.
Label us surprised to see photos of Michael Jackson’s kids dressed as stunt doubles for the remake of Eyes Wide Shut. But what really caught our eye was that the oldest child had the latest issue of rolling out tucked under his arm. What this proves is that Michael still has love for the black community, and is actively fostering a similar affection for our culture with his kids.
2. A trip to the Maury Povich show is in order.
We’re not calling him an outright liar, but Michael Jackson is making it difficult to stay quiet when there are two little white elephants in the room. The older his kids get, the more apparent it becomes that they don’t share his DNA. He may, in fact, be a great father to Blanket and little Throw Rug, but the façade needs to stop today. Maybe Maury is the only person capable of exposing “Fathergate 2009” for what it really is. Michael … you are NOT the father.
3. Michael’s face undergoes regularly scheduled tune-ups.
Whoever plans Michael’s daily calendar should remind him when it’s time to turn his face in for a tune-up. That’s the only logical explanation for him to be out in 70-degree weather wrapped in scarves and a surgical mask. We can’t be mad at Mike for wanting to keep his face in working condition, though. After all, if cars require an oil change after every 3,000 miles, then there’s no telling how often Mike has to get his cheeks and nose balanced and rotated.
So what are your thoughts on the Jackson family reading rolling out? And is there a chance that those children are really his? Let us know. –dewayne rogers
