Tami Roman: There will always be conflict with this chick, inside and outside the house.
Kim Whore-dashian: Go ahead, Kanye — make this walking STD your wife. If you dare.
Rihanna: well, this we know about her: she likes it rough. She wants a rude boy, she likes whips and chains, she likes multiple partners, she likes women and she likes to have sex nonstop. Only an open-minded man will be able to handle her or tame her.