How bad are things on the #RihannaPlane, you ask? Missing posters of Rihanna have been circulated.
Day 7: @rihanna MISSING posters are circulating on the plane. #777tour #Occupy777 come on Ri give a dude a solid look twitter.com/iamjustinjosep…
— Justin Dwayne Joseph (@iamjustinjoseph) November 20, 2012
Well, just the fact that the hashtag has changed from #777Tour (you know, 7 concerts, 7 countries in 7 days), to #RihannaPlane is quite telling. Here’s what Popdust journalistJulianne Smolinski has said:
For those of you who don’t understand why being on a plane with Rihanna for five days might not be so bad:
“Picture the last time you were delayed at an airport for several hours. Now picture that happening several times in one day, with no ability to make calls, text, or use the Iinternet. Sometimes you aren’t sure of the next time you’ll be able to use a bathroom, get water, or eat. Now picture that happening for five days in a row, all while you’re supposed to be doing your job remotely. Now picture that, with a steady soundtrack of European house music.
Also picture that Rihanna is supposed to be on your plane, and she is barely present until she shows up on stage, hours late.”
Folks, a mutiny is unfurling. Take a look.