Carmelo Anthony and Kevin Garnett almost came to blows previously, but who would win if the two ever got the chance to really pound each other? Well, we don’t really have an answer to that question, but Hollywood funnyman Marlon Wayans does have some fighting tips for Anthony, as he recently explained how ‘Melo could beat up Garnett in a fight.
During a recent interview with TMZ, Wayans explained that Anthony would have his work cut out for him fighting Garnett.
“I think Kevin’s a little skinny, but he’s got reach. Like, Kevin could stand at the end of half-court and like, bop and just keep Carmelo in a jab!” explained Wayans as he pretend jabbed the camera. “But see, he’s also half Somalian. I’ve never seen a black man that skinny without, like, flies around him.”
Despite Anthony being at a disadvantage, Wayans explained that he could win the fight with a bit of strategy.
“So, I think, ‘Melo, all you’ve got to do is get him with a good rib shot and Kevin goes down, crumbles,” said Wayans, before randomly comparing Garnett to a famous video game character. “But Kevin got arms like Dhalsim from ‘Street Fighter,’ so all you’ve got to do, ‘Melo, is get around his jabs and you’ve got him!”
Let’s hope that these two men never let things get violent between them. But it they do, we’re sure the fight will rank highly with these other famous NBA brawls below. –nicholas robinson
