“Sexy Noises Turn Me On” by Salt-N-Pepa
Yep. That ridiculously blatant title says it all. And yet, it somehow fails to capture how stunningly-unsexy this song is. Salt, Pepa and Spin were at their sexiest when they were coy and sassy, but here they try unsuccessfully to channel mid-’90s Patra. Just a complete fail.
