The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Michael and Dinah Lohan equally comedic and incompetent as parents to Lindsay Lohan’s desperate needs. Here’s the rundown on Lohans’ legal troubles the past six years:
Two DUIs;
A charge of reckless driving and lying to a police office.
A total of 250 days spent in five rehab facilities (including one long court-ordered stint after a failed drug test).
Twenty-plus court appearances in front of four Los Angeles judges.
Six probation violations and a sentence of nine months in jail.
On top of that, she’s spent about two weeks behind bars over six trips to the Los Angeles County jail.
She has served 35 days under house arrest; served close to 67 days of community service at the county morgue.
Wow.
