Dominican Republic native Geraldo Ramos, 64, was drinking heavily with friends only to wake up and find his penis was missing. His friends told him he was stumbling around town drunk when he was attacked by a dog. He doesn’t believe the story. He’s only sure that he was rushed to the hospital after being dismembered and undergoing emergency surgery. His penis has not been recovered and the dog that committed this unthinkable crime is missing.
Ramos is home recuperating and adjusting to his new catheter.